Saturday, Mar 29, 2008
01:57 PM

Day 51:

This can NOT be happening to me; I join my mother for an annual circuit assembly for Jehovah's Witnesses, and this is the thanks I get? An entire weekend spent in the Kingdom Assembly Building being reformed by a governing body of overzealous Christian theocrats, mindlessly doing God's will "with love and kindness!?" Well, believe me when I say that I'd rather be raped, tortured, and dismembered to death by white supremacists!! Besides, no matter how hard theWatchtower tries to persuade me into God's Word, I'm not going to permit this to be the reason why I am a cowardly quitter who has always been a madly overjoyed optimist throughout my days; it is most sickening!!!

*Sigh* But right now, I have to do the best I can to resist these teachings so that I can continue to plot world domination. Hail Quintana!

Struggling to battle the forces of ignorance and spirituality,

Lazaro Quintana, Jr.
Former Emperor, Former Quintana Empire

P.S.: If I don't make it back mentally unscathed, then just remember that I have risked my life (and beliefs) for a most noble cause...