Saturday, Mar 29, 2008
01:57 PM

Day 51:

This can NOT be happening to me; I join my mother for an annual circuit assembly for Jehovah's Witnesses, and this is the thanks I get? An entire weekend spent in the Kingdom Assembly Building being reformed by a governing body of overzealous Christian theocrats, mindlessly doing God's will "with love and kindness!?" Well, believe me when I say that I'd rather be raped, tortured, and dismembered to death by white supremacists!! Besides, no matter how hard theWatchtower tries to persuade me into God's Word, I'm not going to permit this to be the reason why I am a cowardly quitter who has always been a madly overjoyed optimist throughout my days; it is most sickening!!!

*Sigh* But right now, I have to do the best I can to resist these teachings so that I can continue to plot world domination. Hail Quintana!

Struggling to battle the forces of ignorance and spirituality,

Lazaro Quintana, Jr.
Former Emperor, Former Quintana Empire

P.S.: If I don't make it back mentally unscathed, then just remember that I have risked my life (and beliefs) for a most noble cause...

Sunday, Mar 23, 2008
8:46 PM

Day 46:

Oy. It appears to me that the OfficeSuite software was nothing but a burden on my hands; I tried to install it, but when I attempted to enter the Product ID, it cannot confirm! Good thing I have returned it for I full refund yesterday; I no longer have trust in such a low-quality system that brings such dastardly errors!

But look at the bright side; I have spent the refund money on a computer game called "Rise Of Nations". I have found it to be perfectly astounding, for I was left speechless about it...

It's great to inform you that I have enjoyed it since then, but now, I must hit the hay; it might be imprudent for me to constantly deprive myself of my sleep.
Hail Quintana!

Yours with restored ambition,

Lazaro Quintana, Jr.
Former Emperor, Former Quintana Empire

Friday, Mar 21, 2008
10:54 PM

Day 44:

Ah, this was a great day for revitalization; I have gone to the movies to watch "Horton Hears A Who", I was most entranced and drived by the film's quality material and value, which is why I've said it, in my two-thumbs-up attitude, "Best...movie...ever...period."

And yet, this day has gotten better: I've purchased the dirt-cheap, reasonable-quality OfficeSuite; It's quite resemblant and compatible to Microsoft Office, only in a CD for only $9.95. What an essentially irresistible offer!

Oh, and speaking of which, I'm going to try it out; it's no use neglecting its use after purchasing it.
Hail Quintana!

Yours in regaining power for the benefit of the Quintana Empire,

Lazaro Quintana, Jr.
Former Emperor, Former Quintana Empire

Thursday, Mar 13, 2008
3:02 PM

Day 36:

Happily alleviated is the one who attempts to rebulild the Quintana Empire from the ground up! I have successfully signed Veronica Taylor's electronic guestbook online, and I have never felt better for the past 2-3 years. I fell in love with her when I realized that she's 29. Good thing I'm 19, though. Someday, I'm going to meet her in person and do the best to spend my time with her. Well, it seems that I have a crush on her; perhaps it's because she has a very enticing voice, a lovely figure, and a good-natured personality that makes me feel very comfortable around her. At least I hope that she finds me an inspirational figure after I encouraged her to restore her career in the Pokemon series; after all, I've always been a Pokemon fan since I was 9.

I hope to hear more from Veronica; it would despair me if something tragic might happen to her.
Hail Quintana!

Perfecting all my hopes and dreams for an unexpected future,

Lazaro Quintana, Jr.
Former Emperor, Former Quintana Empire

Friday, Mar 7, 2008
10:20 AM

Day 30:

Hopelessness. Shame. Guilt. Those were the feelings my mother made me experience by constantly coercing me into keeping the spiritual faith. I really didn't want that life; I wanted a whole lot more! I wanted to take over the world and rule it with an iron fist!! But my mother still insisted me on going to Paradise after the reckoning. I didn't want to go there; it's too peaceful and happy with all the rosy optimism coming from the naive inhabitants that might be there. I can't stand it all!

Throughout this week, I was first suspended from the Computer Courtyard & Access Center for disregarding its regulations (as well as *deliberately* muttering something threatening), then I was given an order to head to the shrink. It would appear to me that things could get a lot worse, because should I refuse the appointment, I might get automatically expelled, and that effect might be irreversible!

Anyway, I've got to leave for the appointment; I wish not to let you down!

Hail Quintana!



Lazaro Quintana, Jr.
Former Emperor, Former Quintana Empire